We already have Straight Pride Day; it’s called every other day of the year. It’s like creating a holiday to promote White Males. We already have that; it’s called History.

When you are part of a large, dominant majority that has most of the money and makes all the rules, defiant self-promotion is not a brave celebration of survival against the odds. It’s like a fat kid crying at someone else’s birthday party because he wants all the cake to himself, every day of the year.